Club Etiquette #2: Bar-dancing
As guys we love it when you climb the bar and “dance” seductively. It is even more entertaining when the girl on the bar dancing doesn’t know how to dance and all she does is flash her panties, that is if she’s wearing any. It gets all the more interesting though when she slips on melted ice and cracks her head on the concrete (seriously, I’ve seen it happen).
I saw all that to say this: dancing on tables can be really fun, so much so that some guys engage in it. What you must keep in mind though is that you a liable to make an ass of yourself. The bar-top is not the place for a striptease. While, at the moment, the liquor tells you it’s a great idea, heed your common sense because that photographer with the camera will post those pictures somewhere, and when you sober up you might be a little embarrassed – unless that was your intention.
Note: if you engage in this activity on a nightly basis (not as a stripper of course, but as a partygoer), please, for your viewing public …
1. Do more than the two-step
2. Don’t over use the whole grab-your-hair-and-look-sexy thing
3. Work the crowd
4. Don’t always feel obliged to kiss a girl because she is dancing on the bar beside you (its clichéd, we’ve all seen it - a zillion times)
5. If you can’t dance (be honest with yourself) then just keep it simple, anything else will just look stupid.
~Lu
